You need one of these!

You need one of these!

Yes. You run windows remotely, probably through that 2.5G ethernet.
I'd rather be struck by lightning than use cloud computing through Wi-Fi.
Yeah, I read the article, and it states that ownership change deactivates the lifetime licence.
What a fucking asshole.
The cars that were sold with the one-time payment get to keep it forever, but if you were to buy a new Tesla now, you would need to pay monthly.
But please don't buy a Tesla.
Nah, this is Huawei's offering. Came out in late 2024. It's called the Mate XT.
And it's China exclusive. You definitely can't put GraphineOS on this baby.