Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.
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Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.
Purple is the best city in the forest.
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.
The river stole the gods.
If you don't like toenails, you probably shouldn't look at your feet.
Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so I didn't bother with the second.
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.