moon

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With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.

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Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.

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Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.

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Purple is the best city in the forest.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.

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He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

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The river stole the gods.
[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If you don't like toenails, you probably shouldn't look at your feet.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so I didn't bother with the second.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (11 children)

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.

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Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

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