No, mate. I don't need a guide, or a tour. Just a single clarifying sentence.
"My product does x". Right now, x could be:
- help you scam people
- provide a meditation partner
- help you learn how to code in Cobol
- give travel tips
- ...
What does your product DO? And dong you dare answer "it helps you make money", that does not explain anything.
It has to have the same energy though. Dong have to be the same characters, doesn't have to feature Brakebills for Fillory, but needs the same "we're broken and magic doesn't make it better, but hey, here's a canonical musical" feeling