Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
I will buy this.
spykee
joined 2 years ago
Condition 1 - it has to be a girl Condition 2 - she should be alive
.....and.....and I am going to find a European girl and suck her nipples for as long as she wants.
Lemmy has a lot of people who are ready to die on a tiny hill.
You take as much time as you want, but come back for sure. My patchy beard has already declared a peace treaty seeing that I now know how to destroy it's existence. I want my pubes too to feel the terror of my updated skill. Gonna flash my silky smooth crotch to my lady friends as foreplay, but that can only happen when you come back with the rest of the sacred texts. Counting on you, former nurse assistant.