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Neither of those are in Ireland unfortunately.

Unfortunately, our government here is utter shit.

I'm not in the U.S, but this is great advice, thanks!

I've looked for coco coir before, and I couldn't find it in any shops, so I'll probably have to order that online.

I'm not too concerned about them finding it. It's just probably better to ask forgiveness than ask permission here.

Poor choice of words. I have a space outdoors where I can keep the bucket pretty hidden, but it won't grow on its own outside very well.

I don't plan on selling it, I'd just like to try and grow some.

I've looked into it, and the penalties for it aren't that harsh here.

fuck, thats pretty easy.

Don't you have to sterilise the soil and stuff?

I'm not planning on selling it.
I'm planning on keeping it outside.

I was thinking of growing those, but couldn't find a good guide.

Really? that's what the guide I'm following told me to do (on the bulb)

I'm not going to keep the thing inside.

Growing outdoors is near-impossible here.

I don't plan on keeping the thing indoors.