wanderwisley

joined 10 months ago
[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago

Mikes had to down grade from cocaine to cocaine cut with baking soda, to baking soda cut with Ajax cleaner, to sucking dick under a railroad bridge for a cigarette butt.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 18 points 8 months ago

Hey when are we gonna get our $5000 Donny? I really need it to start building my crypto factory in order to become a billionaire by the summer.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

More mail order bribes incoming.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Putin is ok with these numbers, in fact they need to be higher.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What’s the plan? To bomb china with Teslas?

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Dear Luigi… the ceo of blackrock…

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh boy I hope this is what finally brings down the price of gas, groceries, and I can afford to buy my first house.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I got my first Nicole message yesterday I feel blessed now…

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