wanderwisley

joined 10 months ago
[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago

Keep it up baby and you’ll get my secret sauce.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 41 points 7 months ago

My dear overworked and underpaid fellow Americans please take notes…

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Tim Apple make your phones in America the king has spoken.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Elbow: “hey kids wanna cigarette and go see a dead body?”

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Now this is pod racing!

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

You will become vitamin C.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The M&M factory would make billions more if they didn’t throw out all the W’s.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hard acceleration for instant thirst gratification.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

This is the first of many mark my words.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

When I’m done playing gta online I always make sure to have my character pick up a hooker *dont kill her. And then go to sleep so at least one of us can have a good evening.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Yes hello dog. Is it caterday yet?

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