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Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives (consequence.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (19 children)

I have no idea who this is and after I looked them up I still have no idea.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

She’s a pop singer who was married to the cop from Stranger Things. Then they got divorced, and she wrote an album about it. In the album, she put him on blast for having a sex dungeon full of toys for his hookers. It apparently really embarrassed him, but he has refused to publicly comment on it. And now she’s releasing her new album on buttplug shaped USBs, to further needle at him.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 18 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

That's fucked up of her.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

I had a listen to the album and frankly it sounded like the cheating was the least of her problems with him.

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