Blackmist

joined 2 years ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 11 hours ago

Somebody faceswap Trump onto Stop Girl pls.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago

If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"I've only got a few hours left, I'm not talking to that pudding faced prick"

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

Don't worry. Chronic underfunding of education coupled with social media means we can save money on expensive lead!

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 36 points 4 days ago

You leave them.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 23 points 4 days ago

The Lizardman Constant.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 6 days ago

Listen pal, I was fine with invading Czechoslovakia, Poland, Denmark and the Netherlands, but I draw the line at France!

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 30 points 1 week ago

The one you started, and spread fake bullshit about WMDs to get European countries on board?

That war?

Fuck off you pudgy little fake working-class beard eyeliner cunt.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 78 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Fake Fediverse is fake.

Fuck Turkey and fuck however they want it spelt.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Sure, if you redefine "Mars" as "that mysterious pile of ash that's inevitably going to appear behind one of these detention centres".

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Each one dashed out with the stroke of a marker pen and a goofy-ass signature.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

It turns out mass graves are a lot cheaper than prisons, and honestly, who's checking?

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