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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 90 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

You’ve heard of the double down, but what about the duodecuple down?

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My University issued me a BS parking ticket a couple of weeks before graduation. I appealed, appeal was denied with no explanation. Fine was $20, no interest, no penalties. I ignored it. They refused to release my transcripts - oh well, that was 35 years ago now, haven't needed the transcripts yet. They did send letters to me for 10 years asking me to pay the $20 fine, I believe the postage alone amounted to over $20 by the time they gave up.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Every job asks if I have a diploma, nobody has ever asked for proof.

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