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Florida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops he ‘teleported’ into it during arrest
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2025
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It should be 'read well', not good. 'Good' is an adjective and is always used with a noun. 'Well' is an adverb and is used to modify a verb, adverb or another adjective and answers the question 'how?'. Since the verb is 'read' it would need the adverb 'well' to modify the verb.
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You uncultured cow. Watch it in its entirety.
https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=7ffj8SHrbk0
I n eas hoping you just linked the whole movie for a minute.
I have no time to watch it now, apparently I am too concerned with my dog's autism.
Unidan? In MY lemmy?
Congratulations on missing the point
That happens when the writer ain’t write good
proceeds to tell you that the way you used the words isn't right, your grammar isn't right, your spelling isn't right, the way you eat cereal isn't right, the way you drive isn't right, the way you speak to your mom isn't right, the way you dealt with that situation isn't right, and your whole existence isn't existing right
Look, your mom deserves a break, that’s all. She put up with you for years when you couldn’t even feed yourself.
sometimes I completley forget what I commented on some posts and I have no idea what this is from but ok.
You are criticizing people’s reading while you are writing poorly. I think you are missing the point.
EDIT: Oh I guess I am missing the point? Didn’t recognize the reference.
It's a satirical pop-culture reference to a scene from the movie Zoolander and completely intentional.