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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I’m no graphic designer, but ewww.

Why not just use comic sans, wingdings, or papyrus while you’re at it? No fucking taste or decorum at all with these fascist pigs.

Is anyone willing to take bets on whether Arabic numerals will be the next to go?

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 10 points 1 week ago

They'll switch to Roman numerals just to say Musk did a Roman salute.

[–] Niquarl@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Oh using Roman numerals in budget bills would honestly be wild and cool. I'd just love to see if anybody could read those numbers 🫠