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JD Vance is sick of 67: ‘Ban these numbers forever’ (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] decapitae@sh.itjust.works 64 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nobody has to take shit from a furniture fucker with a orange mustache stain.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 57 points 4 days ago (3 children)

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, man. That looks really soft.

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

And dry. And coarse. And very humiliating.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pussy Throat! These Russian agents are really going the Deep Throat route...

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

“Pussy throat” is too wordy. I suggest we call it his “thrunt.”

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Imagine the smell.