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[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

At least it's safe from police brutality. I just watched a video of a police officer breaking grandpas ribs and collapsing his lung for sleeping in his car at a unofficial park. He was driving across the states and got so tired that he couldn't keep his eyes open, so he pulled over to nap with his fucking bird. He had his pet bird in the passenger seat. So we can't even sleep in our cars without getting assaulted

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I often sleep in my car while traveling for work. It doesn't make sense to pay $100 plus, when I'm only going to be in it for 6 hours.

I ALWAYS park in a rest area or a truck stop, and I've never had an issue.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If your company is not paying expenses for a hotel, get another job.

Crazy what Americans have to go through

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My boss sucks, he's a cheapskate, and an incompetent boob, and I'd quit, but I don't know what else to do.

I'm self-employed.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Respect your employee more, let them have a decent night's sleep.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fuck him, he's a bum. My other employees are awesome though.

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