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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 288 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The agent... did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”

How scary that must've been for him to be stuck in someone's vehicle not sure where they're going and to be in fear he was being abducted! Terrifying! I can't believe anyone would do that.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

was in fear that he was being abducted.

Anyway, how about them $SPORTSBALL-TEAM?

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

the thing about arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sweet irony. Please, give this "man and woman" a medal. Love and kisses.

And I hope the police welcomed the DHS agent appropriately. Maybe put him in a cell, for his own safety of course. Until matters are resolved. Like, who actually assaulted who.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The HSI agent tried to put the Jeep in park, but Frazier continually pushed his hand away, allegedly threatened to crash the car and said that they were taking him to a police station.

I guess its like a rubix cube for them.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

"threatened to crash the car"? Dude was breaking the cardinal rule of being a passenger in a vehicle--"don't distract the driver". That's dangerous and one of the potential natural consequences is crashing the car.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sauce for the goose