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Isn't this the drug that cops in America freak out at if you merely mention it?
Just by asking this question, you have sent several on-duty cops to the ER with rapid heart rates and extreme agitation, well-known signs of opiate overdose.
And yet, when used in medicine, the drug has to be ingested or injected. We can't just rub it on the skin.
Hmmm
You think that is a feat? My mere appearance is enough to break certain people's minds, my mere existence sends certain people into a murderous, catatonic rages. The knowledge I have is such a threat to the government that if I utter it to enough people I risk a prison sentence.
My sibling in sin, this is only a sample of my power.