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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 90 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is the tiniest of tiny pp energies

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah, just super weak.

President: "Look at me! Look how big I am!"

Everyone: "That's nice dear, finish your juice"

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

The fact that FIFA made up some fake award and the doddering fool glowed like he was a toddler given a prize for doing poopy in the potty, none of this is shocking.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

It's called being PP Hearted.

I hear it is a strange, tiny, mushroom-shaped thing.