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White House adds plaques below Biden and Obama portraits calling them ‘the worst President in American history’ and ‘divisive’ (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He once golfed 18 holes in one shot!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

He beat up Chuck Norris!

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

His body works so perfectly he never has to shit.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

And if he did, he could hold it until the potty and not need diapers. Every time.