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[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

These will one day be hung in a museum as a warning, lest we forget. Unfortunately, humanity is just an endless cycle of repeating the same mistakes, so nothing will be learned.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have to imagine that Trump will probably insist that he's interred in a glass case or something rather like Stalin. We won't even have to do any embalming either because I imagine the bronzer will probably prevent decomposition.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Grind him into a paste, turn the paste into hot dogs, and feed them to his imprisoned henchmen.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nothing will be learned because those in power don't want the masses educated and the masses are undereducated enough to not care.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The Singularity of Ignorance: When you make the population too dumb to care about being so dumb.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Those currently in power, they love the uneducated.