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[–] DomeGuy@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Congress passed a law demanding disclosure of all files the government had about an infamous pedophile and child trafficer, with an explicit ban on redactions for embarrassed adults. Today they released a whole bunch of files, with essentially every adult in the pictures reacted.

Anyone who thinks this is a non-story is either a pedophile themselves or intentjonallh covering for child trafficing pediphiles. Especially if they are an old white guy who was definitely associated with the inhuman scum at the center.

We don't know if David Brooks is a pedophile himself, but he sure as fuck isnt a journalist.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

#1 apologist for the oligarchs.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

the same people would defend noam and norm mcdonald despite them repeatedly defending/ associating russia and trump respectively. i had always had a wierd feeling coming out of these 2 people it made sense when they showed thier true colors.

[–] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Anyone who thinks this is a non-story is either a pedophile themselves or intentjonallh covering for child trafficing pediphiles

Epstein isn't even in the photos with Brooks. Which pedophile am I covering up for, exactly?

We don’t know if David Brooks is a pedophile

That's entirely the point.

[–] DomeGuy@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you're covering for David Brooks, and we assume that Brooks is not himself a pedophile to be charitable, then you're covering for whatever unknown pedophile Brooks is covering for.

This isn't a court of law, it's an international private forum with no binding consequence on anybody's liberty. We don't have to presume people doing shady fuck are innocent, since we're not even accusing anyone of crimes.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

since we’re not even accusing anyone of crimes.

People are very clearly accusing him of crimes, in the "court of public opinion". Evidence in said "court" shouldn't be considered the same evidence in a real court.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, Michael Wolff is out there, with plenty of email evidence that he was a hack "journalist" that was practically a PR agent for Epstein. Why attack Brooks?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

? Por que no los dos ?

Brooks is a notorious hack who built his career shilling for neoconservative policies from the Weekly Standard to the NYT to PBS.

But that social circuit ran through Florida and Texas, rather than New York and London. He's likely just tighter with a different group of pedophiles.