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[–] thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 36 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Well I'm disappointed. It could've been a family event where you pay $5 and your kid pull the trigger of the rifle that shoots another MAGA influencer in the neck. Pay $15 for a photo of the moment the bullet hits

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If they'd do it, the target would be some famous lgbtq+ antifa leftist, e.g. Obama, Biden, or, on bad days, someone like MTG.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Sure whatever. Paint the target in black face, old face, or leather bitch face if you have to.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 8 points 17 hours ago

That’s the MAGA version the dunk tank