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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 27 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I heard MAGAts are placing miniature replicas of the Charlie Kirk death tent in front of their Christmas trees instead of nativities.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The previous baby in front of the tree was too woke

ICE also beat and kidnapped it.