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Trump suggests quitting as president and making ‘hosting a full time job’ as he gushes over his Kennedy Center performance (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?

It would explain a lot. Including the smell.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 15 hours ago

russia has replaced as a cyborg/renaminated corpse bot.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They absolutely will pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with trumps corpse but like every else republicans do, it will be dumb and obvious.

We will all know when Trump finally dies. Hell, we’ll probably know before he does.