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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 220 points 3 days ago (13 children)

The headphones are the least insane thing about this construction project. Homie is buying up a residential neighborhood to turn it into a compound with its own private school inside of it.

But who hasn’t done that.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago

Ah yes the Zuckerverse

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