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The headphones are the least insane thing about this construction project. Homie is buying up a residential neighborhood to turn it into a compound with its own private school inside of it.
But who hasn’t done that.
hes hoping ride of the "purge" when people starts lopping the oligarchs heads off, all of them are building one of these some form or another.
Bunkers need airholes and i have an anus that can shit.
All this does is prolong the terror. We know where it is. No bunker known to man is safe. That's why governments don't tell the public where theirs are. You remove all hope from my life and I'll show up to palo alto with a jack hammer and shovel and be inside his bunker within a week.
He’s just building his little kingdom to set up for
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Enlightenment
Like all the billionaire tech bros want
The irony of the dark enlightenment is you have to be such a fucking monumental ignoramous to think the architects will not become its first targets
Wtf did I just read. It’s scary how much of that stuff is in Project 2025 and has been executed on.
Ah yes, the minds of Curtis Yarvin and Peter Theil. The traitors who want monarchy and transhumanism.They are too psychopathic to realize that if they undergo transhumanism and become one with AI, it will probably remove all the emotional aspect of the creature. When that happens, there is no community, no collaboration, and no desire to reproduce. With this desire to evolve, they will turn themselves into a creature that is incapable of forming the very desire that led them to destroy humanity in the first place. They'll just be a bunch of brain dead, bad logic. Why do such awful and careless people run the world?
And the people he's buying headphones for, he probably wants to move out so he can buy their properties. I suspect their might be a tad of malicious gift giving here.
I hope they are wealthy enough to just move and leave a nice spite house right in the middle of his Xavier's school for psychopathic children.
Ah yes the Zuckerverse