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‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War (www.ctvnews.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

„Too sexy for Bahrain“ should be their new slogan

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can already hear a new version of the Right Said Fred song.

"I'm too sexy for Bahrain Too sexy for Bahrain ..."

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

..too sexy to contain!

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

unfortunately they are massive dickheads in real life.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who? Right Said Fred?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah. big Brexiters who've said some bigoted things

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Did not know that. Thanks.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Looking forward to the remake of the Right Said Fred song.