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‘Stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain’: Toronto sex store receives letters from U.S. Department of War (www.ctvnews.ca)

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, probably not. Sure stuff like alcohol restrictions, but do you really think kegsbreath is letting the military tell its troops they may very well be interested in buttplugs, but Bahrain prohibits them so they need to leave them with the booze back home.

[–] SnuffleUpagus40@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bahrain allows alcohol.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whats a butt plug other than a very short/long bottle?

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Its basically the same as a cork on a bottle of wine.