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We all know he's bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let's see going that $50k comes out.

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[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I can't even pay my Country Club fees! I'm ruined!'

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

been downgraded to pool membership.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Fuck! My wife is gonna kill me!"

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Lucky bastard. I have NO lawyer.