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[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 34 points 3 months ago (14 children)

A 4x4 will give you extra power. But not extra stopping power. My guess is they assume that they could just drive normal due to this.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago (5 children)

As one would expect from the common dumbass who drives a full size SUV. And before anyone gets a bruised ego, no, not everyone who drives a full size SUV is a dumbass. But it would seem that most of them are.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Basically everyone in a full size suv is a dumbass. Most people use them as a daily commuter when a sedan would be just fine. Given the added purchase cost, maintenance costs, and fuel costs they might as well just be burning money.

Reminds me of how my dad is obsessed with wanting a SUV large enough that he can tow with. He hasn't towed anything outside of work ever. He's going to buy a car that's way more expensive and costs more in gas so he could theoretically one day tow something. Man doesn't even own a trailer

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 12 points 3 months ago

but have you considered that the line wouldn't go up if people weren't manipulated into buying things they don't need?

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