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Leopards Ate My Face

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We all know he's bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let's see going that $50k comes out.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he should count himself lucky. as the French would tell you, crying is something that only people who still have their heads attached to their body can do.

[–] Clepsydrae@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I bet the head can still cry for a few seconds after being removed, but we'll have to do a lot of experiments to be sure.