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I hope the staff spat in their food

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They're butthurt that they couldn't eat at a Mexican restaurant in last few days (sound on for best effect)

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe instead of heckling them out of restaurants, we should use those moments to record them removing their masks so we can connect them to their crimes?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And lacing their food with a lot of laxative.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tiger whiskers. The victim dies weeks later, and you can just find them around tigers.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Lots of free-range tigers around Minnesota?

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

There's more than one opportunity, and the heckling was pretty good.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Minnesota Nice. Fuck Ice!