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Workers should learn AI skills and companies should use it because it's a "cognitive amplifier," claims Satya Nadella.

in other words please help us, use our AI

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[–] morto@piefed.social 60 points 4 hours ago (4 children)
  • Denial
  • Anger
  • Bargaining <- They're here
  • Depression
  • Acceptance
[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 2 points 50 minutes ago

Correct, but needs clarification:
Depression referring to the whole economy as the bubble burst.
Acceptance is when the government accepts to bail them out because they're too big and the gov is too dependent on them to let them die.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The five stages of corporate grief:

  • lies
  • venture capital
  • marketing
  • circular monetization
  • private equity sale
[–] lando55@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Where do the three envelopes fit in

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Roll 2d6 on private equity sale. 7 or higher and you get to ride again with an IPO at position 6. 1-6 and you get to fill out the envelopes.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

Denial: "AI will be huge and change everything!"

Anger: "noooo stop calling it slop its gonna be great!"

Bargaining: "please use AI, we spent do much money on it!"

Depression: companies losing money and dying (hopefully)

Acceptance: everyone gives up on it (hopefully)

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Which seems like good progress. I feel like they were in denial not three weeks ago.

[–] arendjr@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

May the depression be long lasting and heartfelt in the United States of AI.