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[...] I asked the man behind the counter if the Steak Nuggets were such a hasty retreat because they were unpopular with his diners. He said the following: “Well, we were one of the last stores to have those things, because nobody bought ’em.”

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[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ain't nobody eating 2kg of protein per day.
You probably meant 1.2 to 2 grams per kg of body weight.

And don't make fun of us lemmy users, some of us actually get up out of chairs sometimes.

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Yea I typos the crap put of that. I was falling asleep when I wrote it.