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[...] I asked the man behind the counter if the Steak Nuggets were such a hasty retreat because they were unpopular with his diners. He said the following: “Well, we were one of the last stores to have those things, because nobody bought ’em.”

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[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, there's nothing we can do that literally harms no living creature. Any vegan who has given their choices a second of thought will acknowledge that it's about harm minimization, not causing zero harm.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wish everybody would get more "precise with their language" instead of running around spouting "zero harm" "absolutely no suffering" and such things, because people who say that often enough start to really believe it - instead of having a second of thought.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I wish everybody would get more “precise with their language” instead of running around spouting “zero harm”

And I wish for world peace but similarly that isn't ever happening.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

True. But when someone is behind a keyboard, they can double down on their stupidity.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

But that's not perfect so some brain case on Lemmy will complain about it