_portrait.jpg){kind=link}
Was he actually thinking that those $450 were just gifted by the exporter?
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2026
1163 points (99.3% liked)
Leopards Ate My Face
8794 readers
774 users here now
Rules:
- The mods are fallible; if you've been banned or had a post/comment removed, please appeal.
- Off-topic posts will be removed. If you don't know what "Leopards ate my Face" is, try reading this post.
- If the reason your post meets Rule 1 isn't in the source, you must add a source in the post body (not the comments) to explain this.
- Posts should use high-quality sources, and posts about an article should have the same headline as that article. You may edit your post if the source changes the headline. For a rough idea, check out this list.
- For accessibility reasons, an image of text must either have alt text or a transcription in the post body.
- Reposts within 1 year or the Top 100 of all time are subject to removal.
- This is not exclusively a US politics community. You're encouraged to post stories about anyone from any place in the world at any point in history as long as you meet the other rules.
- All Lemmy.World Terms of Service apply.
Also feel free to check out:
Icon credit C. Brück on Wikimedia Commons.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Aside from everything else, apparently this guy doesn't understand how "Asking for a friend" is supposed to work.
How do I ask for a friend?
Asking for a friend.
Ive seen that / swim used as 'totally embarrassed that i was that dumb' before. I think its that?
Sure, but you still have to respect the form of the statement. You have to pretend that something happened to someone else.
For example: "How would someone remove a 4 1/2 inch cylinder that's stuck in an m&m minis tube. Asking for a friend."
Not: "I got my dick stuck in an m&m minis tube, how do I get it out? Asking for a friend."
Everyone knows that you're talking about yourself, but you're supposed to pretend that it's your friend who's the idiot.
Swim?
"somebody who isn't me", in a tongue-in-cheek way.
Maybe they think it means looking/asking for a friendly person.
Could be.
Well, I think everything so far that we know about them point to them not being the sharpest tack in the box.
They're not even in the box, they were rejected by quality assurance for being so unbelievably blunt
What if he doesn't have any friends beside himself
which is himself.