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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This country is what's wrong with this country. If this country knew how this country was treating this country, this country would attack this country if it wasn't already attacking this country.

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well, to be honest, your country attacking your country isn't that far off with the talk about taking Greenland by force. It would kind of mean that USA is at war with itself having attacked a fellow NATO member (Denmark). Attack against one is an attack against everyone, including the USA.

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The USA would also be required to defend Denmark against itself, which would be an interesting situation.