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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

if it happens all candidates should run as Republican. change up tactics and just start slinging repub shit back at these fascist shitheels.

Candidate xyz wants to take your guns away and wants to kill your babies because they can't fuck your babies!

Trump is a god among men and told me on a phone call last week that candidate xyz wants to rape your wife and move your job to mexico!

just make up the wildest shit possible, absolutely unbelievable amounts of bullshit. troll the FUCK out of Republicans.

then when shit is absolute pandemonium, blame it on the Republicans, because the democrats don't run anymore.

I'm done with being serious with this methed out redneck clown pieces of shit. Let's get fucking nuts

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