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Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say (www.charlotteobserver.com)

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A North Carolina man is facing multiple felony charges after he broke into a Little Caesars after closing time and started making and selling pizzas, according to police. It happened Sunday, the day after a massive snow storm hit the state, and the suspect kept all the money for himself, the Kinston Police Department said in a Feb. 2 news release.

An arrest was made after the suspect tried to break into the shop a second time, police said.

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[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 31 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

So... the how good was the pizza?

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago

Little Caesar’s is extremely precise, like down to the fraction of a penny, with everything they do, hence how they keep costs low. It was for sure different. Better? I guess it depends on how you like the ratio of their ingredients.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hot and ready ,I'm gonna guess..

[–] Jestzer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

[–] Jestzer@lemmy.world 2 points 47 minutes ago

On a less related meme

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago

It’s all right…just don’t let it get cold