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If I was an Obama I'd put together a press conference and say "that orange thing can call me what he likes, at least I don't rape children like he does. Anyone who, so far, has had their name mentioned thousands of times in the Epstein files is not an innocent person, they are just a paedophile trying to distract everyone."
I would not have mentioned anybody by name, and that fat litigious cunt can try to sue me if they want to. The discovery part of it all would be enlightening.
Honestly, Obama would be a lot more subtle. He wouldn't mention the orange at all, probably say something more like "what a great day to not be in the Epstein files" or something better fitting to his sense of humour.
It's still obvious who you're referring to, but also, if Trump reacts it's kind of a confession
38,000 times the fascist pedo is mentioned, and counting.