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Andrew Tate is ’too smart to read’ and says books are for ‘slow brains’ (www.irishstar.com)

submitted 1 day ago by spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Self-professed misogynist influencer Andrew Tate believes reading is for people with “slow brains,” according to a recent resurfaced clip of him on X. In the video, Tate is seen bragging that his brain is too advanced for reading and that he’d rather be in constant chaos.

“I’m too smart to read. I know you’re sitting there going ‘smart people read’... no. I need action. I need constant chaos in my life to feel content. I need to be driving a supercar and f—ing fighting, f—ing a bunch of hoes and champagne… going crazy.”

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[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Can’t wait for this dude to die driving those supercars or something similarly stupid

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

I'd much rather he spent some time inside a prison for his crimes.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

His dick is stuck in the champagne bottle.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago

his bugattis.

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk can someone ask him if he can’t go faster than 300km/h because he was dropped on his Head as a Child? Just curious

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

he got kicked too many times in the head during his "kickboxing days" he has "micrognathia too, which means you chin is underdeveloped compared to your upper jaw.