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Adafruit: From Ultimate Driving Machine to Ultimate Rent-Seeking Machine: The BMW Logo Screw Patent.

If you haven’t already heard, BMW’s R&D teams have been busy “innovating.” Unfortunately, they aren’t focusing on the things that actually matter—like stellar engine performance or the legendary driving dynamics that gearheads love. Instead, the C-suite execs decided that the best use of their engineering budget was to design a proprietary security screw specifically intended to prevent BMW drivers from fixing their own cars.

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I mean, yeah, it does look kinda cool. Not sure why they think that all I do all day is stare at screws, but that's just me.

"Hey mate, got a new car today"

"Wow, that's awesome. How does it drive?"

"Dunno, I just bought it to look at the screws. Look, they're shaped like the BMW logo!"