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Homeland Security Sec. Kristi Noem says she was robbed in DC (www.msn.com)

submitted 5 days ago by Aatube@kbin.melroy.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Our heartland is secured, I see.

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[–] whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Instant $3k, and you never have to lift a finger.

I don’t know, man, that still sounds like a lot of work for $3k – especially given how easy it is for politicians to accept ~~bribes~~ donations from lobbyists.

Do I think a Trumpist Homeland Security Secretary would be petty enough to commit insurance fraud for a measly $3k?

Actually yeah, that does sound pretty likely when you put it in those terms.