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'Evil is being defeated by God': Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrates after Pope's death (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 6 days ago by M0oP0o@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 192 points 6 days ago (29 children)

Y'all would have killed Jesus.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago (20 children)

fun fact... killing jesus was always god's plan. god set adam and eve up in the garden specifically so he could LARP as a Nice Guy™. In fact, not killing jesus would have condemned humanity to eternal suffering, and therefore would have been sin. Not that anyone had a choice, because it's all part of god's plan, right, and god's plan always comes to fruition.

If you believe in that sort of thing.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (16 children)

If God is real, he's evil.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fortunately; if god is real he got bored with this particular video game and moved onto some thing more exciting.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yep, we're living in God's ant farm and he's a bored toddler. And one day he'll show up with a magnifying glass and have a laugh.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As long as Trump sizzles out before I do, I will be a happy man.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dude looks like he's a few hamberders away from croaking. but i've been saying that for a year or two now.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If life taught me anything, there is always room for dessert, and an extra hambie.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If he died, we would still have to deal with...well, all of America basically.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, one less asshole is still a win.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

He is their weakness.

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