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Wastewater testing reveals high levels of cocaine in Nantucket, Massachusetts (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 17 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

What the fuck else is there to do in Nantucket?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 hours ago

Well, according to the rhymes then...

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Well, according to the poem, if a certain part of your anatomy is long enough, you could suck it.