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Wastewater testing reveals high levels of cocaine in Nantucket, Massachusetts (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who swore he could handle the bucket.

White lines led the way

Till his pulse slipped away,

Now the docks keep the secret he plucked it.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

This is beautiful.