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Reminder: Donald Trump, who held zero cryptocurrency before becoming president, now has significantly more wealth in crypto than everything else combined.
If you think any crypto initiative involving him in any way is not a way to make it easier for bad actors to bribe the current infestant of the US' most famous slave-built mansion with zero transparency, I have a mountain chalet in Florida to sell you.
You can't sell that mountain chalet in Florida! I already sold it to Trump. I called it The Swiss Mar a Lago of Florida and he ate it up. He's planning on demolishing the current chalet with bunker buster bombs so that NOTHING can be salvaged, and is raiding Fort Knox to get several tons of gold to put on/in the planned Trump Resort and Tower.