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Melania Trump will preside over a UN Security Council meeting in a first for a first lady (apnews.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 83 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Would love to see how she's actually qualified

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 66 points 3 weeks ago

She's a genius, got in on an Epstein visa!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I imagine you have to be very diplomatic when married to an narcissist toddler in an adult body.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine straight facing it when he shits himself in front of you.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

How you know she doesn’t like changing her wittle baby twumpy wumpy?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 18 points 3 weeks ago

By getting nekkid and being an Epstein girl!

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Would love to hear her speak. I never heard of her speaking before.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

Think Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle, but far less articulate.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Well she stole Michelle Obama's speech and repeated it on an occasion.

https://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-36832095

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

"Who geeves a fook about kreesmus"

[–] sprack@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

…security clearance??

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's it?

[–] sprack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just one of many points. It was at the forefront of my mind.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Or the only one?