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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m… honestly both in awe and aghast at how fucking blatant the regime is being about it. They’ve literally shut down the team that is in charge of addressing and categorizing security threats to the US originating from Iran immediately before starting a fucking war with Iran. Like… I just… what the actual fuck. I can’t even.

Between this and the documents leaked about their plans for the election, the intent couldn’t be more obvious if they put it on a fucking billboard. I hate that it comes down to such imbecilically stupid and petty US political bullshit like that, and that it’s killing so many people and fucking up so may other parts of the world… but seriously, I really think that was a massive part of their rationale here. It’s a distraction (operation Epstein fury), combined with creating an extremely obvious opening for an asymmetrical/terroristic threat that will be used as a justification for removing the electoral process. That’s the plan.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah the point is almost certainly to scare congress into letting him stay in power as a national emergency. The false flags are being printed right now

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

They want an excuse for martial law to shut down the midterms

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

You don't get to stay in office after your term is up without winning an election. Full stop.