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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/42834907

“The reason we’re here is because the government of the United States wants you to leave the United States,” Judge Ubaid ul-Haq, presiding from a courtroom on Varick Street, told a group of about a dozen children on a recent morning on Webex.

The parties included a 7-year-old boy, wearing a shirt emblazoned with a pizza cartoon, who spun a toy windmill while the judge spoke. There was an 8-year-old girl and her 4-year-old sister, in a tie-dye shirt, who squeezed a pink plushy toy and stuffed it into her sleeve. None of the children were accompanied by parents or attorneys, only shelter workers who helped them log on to the hearing.

Immigrant advocates and lawyers say an increasing number of migrant children are making immigration court appearances without the assistance of attorneys, which they say will lead to more children getting deported.

“That child will be ordered deported from this country — that could all happen without that child ever speaking with an attorney and given the opportunity to obtain representation,” Shah said. “The cruelty is really apparent to all of us out here in the field.”

holy shit

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 44 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Why are we not burning the white house down or dismantling any ICE facilities? 😬

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

burning the white house down

Hey. That's our thing.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Technically it was the British who burned the White House, but it was done in retaliation for an attack on British Canada.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like that’s pedantic in a similar way to saying technically it wasn’t Americans who declared independence

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

Wait I think you just accidentally agreed with me. If the British declared independence from Britain in order to become Americans, then it was British troops who attacked D.C. those troops were just stationed in Canada when the attack took place.

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