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Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is he SPEAKING English?

What is "American"???

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a citizen of that nation, "fuck if I know" about covers it. There is a large chunk of Americana that I just don't understand nor have good feels about. The nation since my childhood, has felt dilapidated and disappointing.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

They are circling the Christian drain.

Just a few generations left now. I wonder what will replace it.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Mostly just grunting I believe.